Scorpio

 Right... So...
Heard it was scorpion season, got all wound up, heard they were rare, still got nightmares, saw none, wound down...

 Moved a stone while working, one bugger almost facepalmed me...
Sweet! One encounter and survived. Done this, did that... Ain’t that bad! End of story... NOT!

 Wrote a vile poem about scorpions and mountains, went to sleep in this room I named the ”Scorpions Nest”, mostly just for fun since everyone tells me they stay away from HUMANS and are very RARE!
Entered my room...
Swear to God it’s a conspiracy they are following meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

They are not aggressive, sting is far from lethal, but that predatory look FREAKS ME OUT!!!
Yet my love for nature stops me from killing it, fear prevents me from sleeping...
Guess it’s going to be a LOOOONG night! ><

Never thought I’d miss Sweden!